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Kinja'd!!! "Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To" (murdersofa)
04/22/2016 at 14:06 • Filed to: None

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Kinja'd!!! derf > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
04/22/2016 at 14:17

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The mighty murdersofa is looking appropriately murderous. Do you plan to take it out to feed its hunger by sacrificing cones on the altar of autocross?


Kinja'd!!! luvMeSome142 & some Lincoln! > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
04/22/2016 at 14:24

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That reminds me. Last week one of these came up behind me pretty quickly. And I can’t help it but, “murdersofa!” popped into my head as soon as I saw it. Then, just a minute later it lived up to it’s name!

The light turned green and we started going straight through the intersection. There were cars in front of me and the murdersofa behind me. Another guy, one lane to the left of us, screwed up and went straight even though he was in the left turn lane. This guy squeezes between me and the ‘sofa.

Now murdersofa starts getting murderous. I see him weaving back and forth all up on the other guy’s bumper. Then he crosses the double yellow to get up next to the screwup guy to yell at him. Then drops back to tailgate him some more.

I was worried I was going to get rear ended because screwup guy has his eyes glued to the rearview mirror instead of out the front window watching me.

It ended, as far as I was concerned, when screwup guy turned off onto a side street followed closely by the murdersofa.


Kinja'd!!! Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > derf
04/22/2016 at 15:04

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Nah. It’s far too broken for autocross. Taking the Mustang this Sunday.


Kinja'd!!! derf > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
04/22/2016 at 15:07

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Nice - good luck. Our first test and tune event is on the 30th.


Kinja'd!!! Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > derf
04/22/2016 at 15:48

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Taking the girlfriend with me. Gonna film her reaction. She freaked the hell out when I got sideways on her dirt driveway in the Miata once, I’m curious how she’ll handle the far quicker Mustang being seriously driven. Gonna point a gopro at her face, at any rate.